My nephew will be 4-years-old in a couple of weeks, but to hear him speak he sounds like he is knocking on forty! He is a connoisseur of big words though perhaps unintentionally. This weekend, my brother relayed a story that I just had to share.
Earlier in the week, my brother ordered pizza for dinner. He took my nephew with him when he went to pick it up. Apparently, the girl behind the counter was rather busty. As she handed my brother the pizza, she leaned dramatically over the counter. As they left, my brother look at my nephew and said, "Wow! That girl had big boobies."
My nephew replied, "Daddy! I am not even thinking about that! Your words are inappropriate!"